Jewish Jewelry
who nose how much it will be worth
Take a Number (Buy $OYVEY)Server: The Chosen One
What is this, you ask? It's a token. A meme. A digital piece of... well, let's call it culture. It's not light, it's not fluffy, and it might just sit in your wallet making you wonder about your life choices. This is $OYVEY. It’s as fundamentally sound as a leaky boat in a hurricane. You love it.
How we spread this thing around. It’s not complicated, stop asking so many questions. It's a fair spread, a little for everyone in the Mishpacha (family).
CHART TYPE: BAGEL_PIE_CHART
SLICE 1: Liquidity Pool (Sealed Tighter than a Tupperware from...
Our roadmap. It's written on a napkin, stained with horseradish. We have plans. Big plans.
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Phase 1: The Shlep
- Launch the token
- Get listed on a swap nobody's heard of
- ...
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Phase 2: The Kvetch
- Build a "community"
- Survive the first rug pull rumor
- ...
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Phase 3: The Mazel Tov
- Something with NFTs? Maybe.
- Call our mothers
- ...Moon?
This is where the real action is. Join the group chat. Complain. Share memes. Argue about politics. It's just like Shabbat dinner, but with more strangers from the internet.
